I've discovered a cool new thing. The #!

Good for you. (#just no!)

Dear diary,
I had a meet up with chris about Christmas Dinner today (to the tune of the 12 days of Christmas).

This year I'm having: 6 pigs blankets, 5 sausages, 4 sausage rolls, 3 pork chops, 2 stripes of bacon

Chris you know I'm calling the police!

I'm starting a diary series called "pig diaries" please follow it

I've discovered the talking pig

Just no.